SWEET LOU FOR PRESIDENT
Justice. Decency. Good Times.
The Platform
Justice
ICE
- When I'm President, I will fire all ICE employees hired since 2022 aside from the ones who run the camps and process the papers.
- We will issue an NPSM-7 declaring all former ICE field agents and other white supremacist groups as domestic terrorists.
- I will hire decent Americans as ICE (Now called FICE) officers to arrest the now fired ICE officers who can await their fair trials while being detained in Alligator Alcatraz and the other camps.
- Every last ICE/DHS/CBP agent along with heads of the departments who broke the law will face the full legal weight of their crimes with Hate Crime enhancements where applicable.
- FICE prison guards will be required to treat the former ICE officers in the camps the exact same way they treated the now released immigrants in custody or they will lose their jobs.
- Pardons will be given to people who were arrested for protesting ICE.
DOGE
- When I'm President, DOGE Executives will stand trial.
- The worst 8 may volunteer to fight each other in a single elimination boxing tournament to determine who gets the one partial immunity deal.
- The worst 8 DOGE executives will be determined by self-submission essays explaining why he thinks he was worse than the others and deserves to be in the boxing tournament.
- Boxing matches can only be won by knockout or TKO.
- Every dollar in cut US AID will be replaced from Elon Musk's frozen assets..
PALESTINE
From the River to the Sea,
Palestine will Be Free.
Pro Palestine protesters who
have been arrested will be pardoned.
PETE HEGSETH
- When I'm President, Pete Hegseth will face a court martial for war crimes and dereliction of duty while being investigated for treason.
- While in Leavenworth and awaiting his fair trial, the speeches and interviews of Dr Martin Luther King, Malcom X, James Baldwin and Louis Farrakhan will be broadcast into his cell for 18 hours per day as a matter of courtesy.
- Pete may continue to post his workouts on TikTok so long as he begins and ends them with, "Jesus does not like rapists like me."
ELON MUSK
- When I'm President, Elon Musk will be thoroughly investigated for election interference and/or rigging.
- He will pay back, in cash, every dollar he received from tax breaks to the respecting communities,.
- Elon Musk is awarded one entry in the DOGE boxing tournament.
- Elon's assets will be frozen and forfeited.
- Any 'off the record/unofficial' communication with Foreign Leaders will be investigated for treason and espionage.
- Space-X will be nationalized.
- X will be handed over to a neutral media organization.
- Tesla's board will choose a new CEO.
- Starlink will be operated by NPR.
- Elon will await his fair trial while being held in Gitmo.
- Elon may choose to board a rocket to Mars in lieu of facing charges.
STEPHEN MILLER
- When I'm President, Stephen Miller will be designated as the superior military officer of the enemy combatant army and will be charged with insurrection and conspiracy to destroy the United States Constitution.
- He will be held in Gitmo until his fair trial.
- Stephen Miller will be awarded one entry into the Doge boxing tournament.
- As a courtesy, the Adhan will be played into his cell accordingly.
- Katie Miller's assets will be frozen after living expenses. She may earn money hosting podcasts with people whose lives were torn apart by her husband.
- Stephen Miller may avoid solitary confinement if he/when he can repeat Martin Luther King's, "I Have a Dream" speech.
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU
- When I'm President, Benjamin Netanyahu will be handed over to the International Criminal Court.
- Ben Gvir too.
- Yair Netanyahu will turn State's evidence unless Bibi turns himself in.
ISRAEL
- When I'm President, anyone holding an IsraelI passport will apply for a visa to enter America. IDF soldiers will not be eligible.
- IDF Soldiers in America will be referred to and sent to the Hague if charged with a war crime.
- Contracts with Israel including military, political, intelligence, technological and financial will be sanctioned and/or designated a crime.
- Anti-BDS laws will be illegal one way or another.
- The IDF will face military retribution every day that Israeli settlers are in occupied Palestine.
- Palantir, along with all Israeli linked surveillance and intelligence companies, will cease to exist in America.
- NATO will have to choose between America and Israel. Should they choose Israel, America will create a new alliance.
- Any country doing military, intelligence or technological business with Israel will lose America as a military ally.
AIPAC, ADL, GREENBLATT, MAST et al
- When I'm President, Jonathon Greenblatt and the ADL will be investigated for espionage, undermining the constitution and their role in the UCLA assaults.
- AIPAC will be disbanded.
- Brian Mast and Randy Fine among others will be investigated for espionage.
- Politicians who took AIPAC money will have the option to donate that money to a Palestinian Charity or register with FARA as an Agent for a Foreign Government.
THE SUPREME COURT
- When I'm President, Clarence Thomas will be criminally charged with corruption and Brett Kavanaugh will be removed from the Court for failing to adhere to the United States Constitution.
- Citizens United will be thrown out.
- There will be 13 Supreme Court Justices.
- Harlan Crow and Leonard Leo will have their assets frozen and forfeited.
THE EPSTEIN FILES
- When I'm President, every last one of those bastards will face the fullest extent of the law.
- The Epstein Files are public on Day One of my Presidency.
- The whereabouts of those facing prosecution will be broadcast 24/7 on an app for all to see.
- Those in the Files, not charged with a crime, but spent time with Epstein in any manner will face questions, under oath, on live television.
THE POLICE
- When I'm President, we will dismantle the police state as we know it starting with the LAPD and NYPD.
- We will end qualified immunity.
- We will prosecute criminal cops.
- We will decertify the Police Unions.
- We will withhold non-humanitarian funding from cities and states that do not correct the corruption and wanton police violence.
- We will create Civilian Police Czars to oversee Police Departments
- We will cap the amount of tax dollars that can be spent on all policing, city, county and state at 20% of tax revenue.
- Police will no longer handle traffic enforcement.
- Police will no longer have access to military surplus.
- Only police with 5 years' experience will be issued a firearm.
- Police training will be 6-months and deescalation skills will be required to graduate.
PROJECT 2025
- When I'm President, every last person involved with Project 2025 will be charged with conspiracy to overthrow the United States Government.
- Anyone who did business with them in any manner will be sanctioned into bankruptcy.
- All assets will be frozen.
- Matt Walsh and Chris Rufo will be granted temporary bar status to serve as the lawyers for the Project 2025 defendants.
MERRICK GARLAND
- When I'm President, Merrick Garland will not receive a pension.
- Merrick Garland will testify under oath, including providing all of his communications, why he failed to do his job.
JOE BIDEN, ANTHONY BLINKEN et al
- When I'm President, Joe Biden, Anthony Blinken, Matthew Miller and Vedant Patel will be referred to the International Criminal Court for varying levels of propagating and materially supporting Israel's genocide.
J-6ers & PARDON RECIPIENTS
- When I'm President, we will create a law that insurrection is not a pardonable offense and make it retroactive.
- January 6ers will be stripped of their immunity and/or every crime they ever have or are in the process of committing, will be charged to the fullest extent of the law.
- Pardon Recipients will be charged for their additional crimes and all assets will be forfeited.
OLIGARCHS & ENABLERS
- When I'm President, Oligarchs who bowed to Trump instead of standing up for democracy will face varying levels of asset forfeiture and criminal investigations.
- Insiders who corrupted the system will face criminal charges.
- Eric, Ivanka and Don jr.
- Jared Kushner
- Mark Zuckerberg
- Peter Theil
- Alex Karp
- Jeff Bezos
- Kash Patel
- Markwayne Mullin
- Kristi Noem
- Tom Homan
- Greg Bovino
- William Barr
- Marco Rubio
- Leon Black
- Seb Gorka
- Robert Kennedy Jr
- Many Many More
TRUMP
- When I'm President, Trump will be stripped of all immunity and will be prosecuted under the fullest extent of the law for all of his crimes.
- He will appear in court with no makeup, no wig and in an Orange Jumpsuit.
- He will wait in Gitmo for his fair trials.
WE CAN DO THIS..
Our lives do not have to be ruled over by these terrible people. We are the majority. We will help everyone to live happy and healthy lives.